The following is my second contribution to The Grid’s Dating Diaries. I wanted to write about my first date with my ex-boyfriend. You will never read anything else about him. Too many people in my life know who he is and I need to respect his privacy. However, our first date was the best date I have ever been on. It is...

Late night comedy cabaret! Toronto’s newest room, all things comedy! Stand-up, Sketch, Improv, Music, theme nights… we have it all!   This Sunday featuring the return of the Williamson Playboys, Ned Petrie, Veronika Swartz and Mark DeBonis!! Hosted by Jim Kim.   Sunday November 13th The Second City 51...

I started a dating profile because I can’t afford dinner.     The following was taken from my dating profile which I am happily taking down. I say happily because it was a joke.  I know a lot of people who have met their soul mates online and I am very happy for them. It just did not work in my favour.  I...

Here’s a little ditty from Eye Weekly based on THIS POST Expect another contribution from me soon. This article was written under anonymous to protect the other party. He somehow found out about it anyway. This week: Heather is a 34-year-old comic who lives in Parkdale. She describes her style as “a little sex and a...

After what feels like months (it feels like it, because it HAS been months), BITCH SALAD IS BACK!!! With one of the most hotly anticipated editions of the year, featuring an all-new lineup of bitches who ain’t nevah been tossed on BITCH SALAD before!!! It’s terribly glamorous. Featuring: Claire Brosseau! Veronika...

Ain’t No Party Like a Press Club Party! The final shows are so rockin’ that y’all WILL come a knockin’. Hosted by VERONIKA SWARTZ of course. The Final Issue Part 1, Monday April 18th 9pm DAWN WHITWELL, DANIELA SAIONI, DEB ROBINSON, SHELLEY KIDWELL, CLAIRE BROUSSEAU, DEB DIGIOVANNI, NIKKI PAYNE!! Followed...

Someone has really gone out of their way to make me think I am a talentless, ugly, insignificant person.The following are comments that someone with the emotional maturity of an IPOD wrote on my various blogs. They have spent entirely too much time thinking about me.  This is what happens when you don’t spank your...

Ain’t no party like a Press Club party! Hey Ho Hey Ho. It is the second last issue of Press Club 7! Bust me outta Toronto and into the hearts and pants of people everywhere while laughing your butt off and donating your pennies. That’s right, I will accept pennies, nickels and 50′s. Check out these Stand...

So I’m single. Hooray! No more shaving my legs! At first I was really depressed. Then I realized something. I’m kinda hot, right? Right? C’mon guys, I am really insecure. That’s why I dress like this. I’m kidding. I dress like this because I like it…….. now.  Sailing into the world...

I seek to inspire people the way I was inspired, with my tits. Life has changed dramatically over the last year. I’ve grown, become confident, changed careers, made amazing friends and left a bad relationship.  Like Oprah, I’ve started making lists of what I am grateful for. Here is my very long list of the people...

We seek to inspire people the way we were inspired, With Our Tits! Comedians Kathleen McGee and Veronika Swartz present IT’S THE TITS! Ours! Yes they are real and so are these boobs. ALISON DORE K.TREVOR WILSON DOM PARE BRYAN HATT CHRIS LOCKE PETE ZEDLACHE and more!! We know you love your lady so impress her our giant...

Ain’t No Party Like a Press Club Party! Heeeeey Hooooo! I’m taking a me day and filling it with my favourite comics. Valentine’s can be hard for the single ladies. Not for us though. Frankly, Rhett Butler, WE don’t give a damn. So come out, laugh and buy us a drink will ya?! We’re more fun...

Why do I have to be attracted to men? I wish I could be attracted to sheep instead. They are so simple. Food goes here, Penis goes there, poop, etc. What’s wrong with guys? You’d fuck me right? Seriously, I know dudes can be pretty simple. Eat sleep poop repeat. I don’t get men otherwise. They can be fairly...

The Celebrity Stand Up Show is your favourite celebrities doing stand up for their very first time! It’s exactly what it sounds like! Come for the absurdity, stay for the silliness. Come for the comedy, stay for the funny-ness. Come for the free show, stay for the free show. Rule of three’s.Nice. Hosted by LADY GAGA...